I need you..

Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Jus to make u smile..

Jus to make u smile..

Thank you for calling Heaven.

I am sorry, all of our angels and saints are busy helping other sinners right now.

However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received.

Please stay on the line.

If you would like to speak to:

God, press 1.

Jesus, press 2.

The Holy Spirit, press 3.

The Archangel Michael, press 4.

The Archangel Gabriel, press 5.

If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you are holding,
press 6.

To find a loved one who has been assigned to Heaven, press 7, then
enter his or her Identity Card number followed by the hex sign.
(If you get a negative response, please hang up and try area code 666 - HELL).

For reservations in heaven, please enter J-O-H-N 3:16

For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth, life on other planets, and where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive.

If you are calling after office hours and need emergency assistance,
please contact your local pastor.

*Gracie continues to rest at hme*

Deeply loved by Him .